imnotdaredevil:

american horror story: my bank account

swamp-beast:

yeah kinda

This is the manliest thing I’ve ever seen.

real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

07.22.14 /22:30/ 91850

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

07.22.14 /22:22/ 141613

virginsplayground:

sad-butsassy:

shinnomew:

my-littletony:

vixen7:

I’m crying.

ITS BACK

“You’re the worst friend ever” in a monotone voice
I’m very happy

"I will rip your fucking throat out"

I TRIED TO NOT REBLOG BUT THEN I COULDNT

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

07.20.14 /15:21/ 2010

"Tom is our master horticulturist. He knows all the scientific names for everything, right, Tom?"
"Yup."

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